Astrophage Storage Wall Sign

$20.00

Inspired by Project Hail Mary, this Astrophage Storage wall sign marks one of the most critical (and terrifyingly powerful) locations in any space facility. Designed to feel official, scientific, and just a little unsettling, it’s perfect for labs, classrooms, offices, makerspaces, or sci-fi builds.

  • Durable, high-impact plastic built to withstand weather, UV, and enthusiastic pointing

  • Bold, high-contrast lettering for instant readability—no squinting required

  • Approximately 7" x 5.375" x 0.25"

  • Backed with 3M 468MP adhesive for easy mounting

    Clinical. Ominous. Science-forward.

    Because when you’re storing something that can power a starship… signage matters.