Jumbo Mugs

$20.00

One small sip for you, one giant mug for mankind. This oversized coffee vessel is perfect for powering through long mission logs, malfunctioning oxygen filters, or just another morning on a cold, dusty rock. Holds enough brew to keep you alert during a 37-minute communication delay.

Dishwasher safe (on Earth), panic-proof (on Mars), and doubles as an emergency helmet for very small pets.

Caffeinate like you’re colonizing a planet—because you are.